The perfect ending to Cinco de Mayo week!
I love mojitos.
I will only drink them if I make them at home. I will rarely order one from a restaurant, and it may not be for the reason you are thinking.
I used to bartend at one of the busiest venues in the Charleston area, The Rooftop Bar at Vendue Inn. We would get so busy, a 12 hour shift seemed like it was only two. The bar would be five deep with more patrons rolling in the door while the guests seated at tables were loud and just acting a fool.
It was glorious.
Well seasoned customers would come up to the bar with their money in hand, yelling out "5 Bud Lights" as I breezed by. I could grab their funds, crack open their beers, and move onto the next before one could bellow "Who wants a Jager Bomb?!?".
I LOVED the excitement of it. We were so busy and so focused...until...
Up waddled the tourists who always seemed to wear black socks with Tevas who completely disheveled the best of us when the dreaded words were spoken, "Do you have any specials?"
It took all I had in me to always respond with...
"Oh, bless your heart, no we don't," I would say in a southern drawl as sweet as syrup all the while thinking, "Specials?!? SPECIALS?!? Do you really think I have time to prattle off our non-existent specials to you?!?
"Hmmm....well, let's see then..." said tourists would say.
And peace out, slow pokes.
I would eventually return (b/c the other bartenders were onto the tourists by then) and be slapped with "How about some mojitos?!?"
*face palm again*
Sometimes I would flat out lie because mojitos take a good bit of time to make, but more times than not I would make them, hissing, spitting, grumbling and mumbling the whole time.
But in the end it was worth it.
Because the tourists in the tevas were happy as a litter of alley cats at a festival full of fish AND because I can now present you with one of these...
This mojito is a bit different than one you would find in your standard bar. First off, there is no added sugar or simple syrup. I'm not a fan of drinking more calories than I need to (and less booze isn't an option) so I cut them where I can. Also, IMHO, lemon goes with berries much better than lime so I switched that up also.
Note: If you use frozen berries, make sure to defrost them first!
Mixed Berry Mojito
- ⅛ cup mixed berries frozen or fresh strawberries, blueberries, blackberries
- 5-10 mint leaves to taste
- 1 lemon slice
- 1.5 oz Barcadi Limon Rum
- Lemon flavored seltzer/soda water
- diet lemon-lime soda
- In a tall drinking glass, mash the mint, berries, and lemon together with a fork or spoon until the juices are released.
- Add ice and rum.
- Top off with soda water and lemon lime soda to your liking i.e. if you don’t want it too sweet use mostly seltzer and a splash of soda or vice versa.
- Garnish with more berries and a lemon slice.
Heather Derexson says
LOL, I love it--your stories are so entertaining. Tourist in black socks w/Teva's, lmao.
Bwhahahaahaa!!! It's soooo true though!!!
Brittany @ Itty Bits of Balance says
Haha cute story! I was just telling Will last night how much I love mojitos. Looks like I might be falling into the category of one of those tourists 😉
Thanks!!! You probably have nothing to worry about 🙂 It's only if you order them at a bar that is so packed you can barely breath! If it's a fancy schmancy place or early in the evening with the party is just getting started, you should be fine! 😉
If you only thaw half the berries, use the thawed ones for mashing and the frozen ones for the garnish, you don't need ice! The frozen berries will cool it just as well, and the ice won't melt and dilute your drink. 🙂
What an awesome idea! Thanks, Tylene!