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Lemon Square Martini

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Lemon Square Martini

These, my loves, are dangerous.

Like…they taste so good, you can’t stop drinking them…and, okay, maybe just one more…turns into, okay, maybe just 10 more…and before you know it you are calling the bartender Wes when his name is really Steve and you wake up in the middle of someone’s bed with an excruciatingly bad throbbing headache and you have no idea where you are and you meakly whisper, “Hello?” to an empty room, praying relentlessly that it’s a female’s voice that answers and not some random dude’s…and then your best friend walks up the stairs and you feel so unbelievably relieved you just want to marry her then and there…

Not like that’s ever happened to me before :/

And change of subject…

I love lemon desserts! Especially lemon squares.

Who doesn’t, right?

They are always so creamy and dreamy and when the tartness of the lemon mingles with the sweetness of the sugar it’s like Will Ferrell has a bajillion yellow ribbon wands dancing around in your mouth.

This tastes just like that.

Lemon Square Martini

As you’ve read before, I can’t stand lemonade.


Unless, of course, it’s mixed with copious amounts of liquor…lots and lots of liquor.

Is that bad?

*shrugs shoulders*

Lemonade just doesn’t do it for me. It tastes almost like powdered chalk and leaves a nasty residue on my tongue. Even if it’s real lemonade and not made from a package or already prepared lemonade, I still can’t stand it. But, mixed with booze, it takes on an entirely new life form in my mind.

I promise I’m not an alcoholic.

Did that last sentence just make you compare me to Sandra Lee?


Ok, so maybe sometimes that’s what I look like…but only on Fridays….and only because of you people…I mean, I can’t post a recipe that I haven’t taste tested, right?!?

That’s what I thought.

Lemon Square Martini

And speaking of taste testing…I have sampled these both with low calorie lemonade and with freshly squeezed lemon juice and liquid stevia drops and, surprisingly, the fresh lemon didn’t win out…and it probably has everything nothing to do with the fact that it takes too dang long to squeeze fresh lemon juice when you know there is a perfectly fresh container of 15 calorie lemonade in your fridge because your husband so sweetly bought it for you the night before.

Yeah…patience isn’t a virtue I possess.

Lemon Square Martini

Getting to know you…

What’s your favorite lemon dessert/candy?

Have you ever made freshly squeezed lemonade?

Are you a patient person?

Lemon Square Martini

Low calorie lemonade and flavored vodkas are combined into a cocktail that tastes identical to lemon squares!!!
5 from 2 votes
Print Rate
Servings: 1
Calories: 113kcal
Author: Slim Pickin's Kitchen


  • 1 ¼ oz Three Olives Cake vodka
  • ¼ oz Whipped cream vodka
  • ½ cup 15 calorie Minute Maid Lemonade or crystal light
  • squeeze of fresh lemon juice
  • powdered sugar and/or cookie crumbs for rim optional. I used both


  • Pour vodkas, lemonade, and fresh lemon juice into a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
  • Shake until chilled.
  • Strain into a martini glass rimmed with powdered sugar and/or cookie crumbs.
  • Enjoy!
Tried this recipe?Mention @SlimPickinsKitchen or tag #ministrymeals!


*WWpts= 2 pts per serving*


Serving: 1g | Calories: 113kcal | Carbohydrates: 10g

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  • Caroline
    July 17, 2012

    Soooo delicious! Those martinis are dangerous for sure! In a good way!

  • Debbie
    June 25, 2020

    This was a big hit for girls night and super easy to make

    • Amber
      July 7, 2020

      Yay! That makes me so happy!